PIADAS EM INGLÊS - JOKES IN ENGLISH

Se você realmente quer aprender uma língua estrangeira, compreender piadas contadas neste idioma é muito importante, pois elas auxiliam não somente na compreensão estrutural e gramatical do idioma, como também nos aspectos culturais de onde ele é falado.

Piadas em inglês são sempre uma boa fonte de aprendizado. Todo mundo curte ler e ouvir piadas, as quais são cheias de phrasal verbs e slangs (gírias) que você pode aplicar na conversação do inglês cotidiano. Se você não entender a piada em inglês, terá motivação para descobrir o significado das gírias, jargões, expressões idiomáticas e vocabulário, pois você quer rir, assim como os outros que entendem, e não ficar "por fora"!

Apresentamos a seguir algumas piadas em inglês, com algumas observações quando julgarmos necessárias. Leia-as e veja se você as compreende. Se gostar de uma ou mais, tente aprendê-la(s) e treiná-la(s) contando-a(s) para alguém. Então, volte pra cá e aprenda mais piadas!

Se você conhece uma ou mais piadas legais em inglês e achar interessante(s) para esta seção, compartilhe conosco, please!
Have fun!

JOKES:   God and the man (below, in this page)   The old lady (below, in this page)   CIA, FBI and LAPD   The monster British Humour   Drunk Man   British Cannibal   Scotsman At School   The Science Teacher   Good Manners   Don't generalize At the Bar   Doubled   Boozed   Amazing Thing Strange headline news Frases e expressões nossas traduzidas ditas em inglês

God and the man

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"
 

The old lady

A policeman stops an elderly lady on the road for speeding: Lady: Is there a problem officer? Policeman: Madam, you were driving too fast! L: Oh, I see. P: Can I see your driver's license? L: Well, I don't have one. P: You don't!? L: Yeah, I lost it for drunk driving 3 years ago. P: I see, and can you pass me your vehicle registration papers, please? L: I can't do that. P: Why not? L: I stole this car. P: You stole it? L: Yes, and I killed the owner and cut him into pieces... P: You what? L: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The officer looks at the woman and goes back to his car. He calls other police cars for help and back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the woman's car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car:
"Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle, please?"
The woman steps out  of her vehicle.
Lady: Is there a problem, sir?
Officer: One of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
L: Murderer the owner?

O: Yes could you please open the trunk of your car? The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. O: Is this your car, ma'am? L: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is puzzled.

O: One of my officers says that you don't have a driver's license.
The woman opens her purse, takes the license and gives it to the officer. He examines the license. He can't understand what's happening.
O: Thank, you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner and made pieces of him.
L: I bet the liar told you that I was speeding too.